*You're reading this page
*You can dance the Time Warp without instruction
*You know millions of useless facts about RHPS(Me and Lorraine)
*You know that Richard O' Brien wrote RHPS and the sequel Shock Treatment
*You bought both of the aforementioned movies
*You can get other people into Rocky(Yep. That's you, Lorraine)
*You can strut like Dr. Frank in "I can make you a man" pt 2
*You enjoy wearing loungerie and stilleto heels
*You yell out "slut" at Janet and "Arsehole" at Brad whenever they come onto the screen
*You readily give yourself over at the mention of 'absolute pleasure'
*You take the words "don't dream it, be it" to heart
*You yell 'Virgin' at someone who has never seen Rocky
*You know the time warp better than the macarena-Lorraine
*You consider yourself an unconventional conventionalist
*You've seen Rocky more than the Backstreet Boys on TV-Lorraine
*You find yourself constantly having thoughts about Rocky and 'creatures of the night'
*You can't understand people who don't say things to their TVs when not watching RHPS-Lorraine
* you have arguments with people whether is was a doughnut or a bagel the Riff Raff was holding and you eventullay get into a fist fight-Lorraine
*You see somebody die on Tv and say "oh well, one from the vaults"
*You see somebody die on Tv and say "society has to be protected"
*When somebody says something sbout killing everyone you say "You're okay by me"
*You can sympathize with Riff for killing Dr. Frank
*You stand up during the right parts of Rocky and sit down
*You throw toilet paper at other people and say "Great Scott"
*If you constantly mutter "In just seven days(and seven nights)I can make you a man"